If you’re in the writing community–or got dragged into a conversation about Puşkin–you’ve probably heard of the dreaded “real writers”.
The elusive expression that leaves writers in silent tears and online bullies with a sense of purpose in their lackluster lives.
Well, I got dragged into such a conversation by accident. Video games led to films inspired by video games (anybody else excited for the Warcraft film?) which inevitably led to books. Right around this moment in our impromptu online discussion, a gent proudly exclaimed that one can consider himself a “real writer” if, and only if, they reach the NYC* list.
At least two weeks in a row.
*And yes, he actually thought it was NYC, not NYT. In which case, maybe I misunderstood the whole ten minute monologue?
Now, when I meet ignorant people on the interwebs, my strategy is to either ignore the dormant troll in them, or to push back. I was getting ready for the second option when said gent mentioned he was actually writing a book (“or maybe memoir, je ne sais pas”) about his life–love life, I might add–and that he’d reach that list in the next five years.
Well, my good man, I wish you all the best. I do. That’s a kind of ambition I’m scared to encourage in myself.
But I realized that some writers have a very grave misunderstanding of what a writer is. I only have two rules, which seem to be echoed around the writing community.
- Strive to get better at it
That’s it. If you only write for writing’s sake and you think you’re mankind’s gift to the ignorant masses, that’s a problem that needs to be taken down a peg or two. If you only want to get better without, you know, actually doing the work, that’s a problem you, and you alone, need to deal with.
If you manage to follow those two rules, you’re golden. You’re a writer. Can’t wait to read your work.
And please, please don’t let your worth be dictated by arbitrary goals. As a nifty Google search will tell you, the NYT bestseller list isn’t the most reliable. And never, ever forget that a lot of amazing books don’t get agented/published/millions of copies.
And just like I thought the gent’s opinion was pretentious crap, you’re free to view my take on this topic in the exact same way.